Introducing the world's most adorable 3T straight jackets — designed for toddlers who have absolutely zero chill and approximately seventeen opinions about everything.
All styles sized for toddlers 30–35 lbs. Snap closures. Zero escape routes (kidding, sort of).
GOTS-certified organic cotton. No scratchy seams. No meltdowns from clothing — just the regular existential ones.
Easy-snap back closures that YOU can operate — especially with one hand and a juice box in the other.
Tested by actual toddlers who approved these designs by refusing to take them off for 3 days straight.
Adjustable side ties mean you'll get at least 6 extra months of wear before the next size crisis hits.
My son wore the Dino Stomper to three family dinners, a birthday party, and what I can only describe as a "diplomatic incident" at Target. Held up perfectly.
The Unicorn Rampage is Hazel's entire personality right now. She refuses all other garments. Five stars. My fault for buying it.
I ordered two because I knew exactly what would happen to the first one within a week. The machine-washable thing is not a marketing claim — it's a lifestyle.