Stab The Finger
Fingers pop out. You stab them. Rack up points, build combos, avoid the thumbs, and whatever you do, don't stab the bomb finger. It's called Stab The Finger. What did you expect?
Play →Drop The Thing
Drop stuff. Watch physics happen. Aim for maximum chaos as objects bounce, collide, explode, and generally make things worse. Grand pianos, inflatable flamingos, and one very Forbidden Thing are all on the menu.
Play →Lemonade Stand
A recreation of the Apple ][ classic I played on an Apple ][e in the early '80s. Back when lemonade economics and the weather forecast were serious business.
Modern, 8-bit, and retro modes available! Play →Parking Lot
Finding a parking space shouldn't require a strategy. But here we are. Use clues to find safe spots, dodge hidden hazards, and survive increasingly chaotic parking lots. Like Minesweeper, but with parking spaces. And sometimes geese. 🪿
Play →World Firearm Billiards Championship
Pool, except you choose a firearm instead of a cue stick. Because apparently regular billiards wasn't dangerous enough.
Play →The World's Worst Florist
Customers want flowers. You give them flowers, bowling balls, questionable life choices, and whatever else is lying around. Somehow, you're still in business.
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